Thursday, July 16, 2020

Review - Amityville Vibrator (2020)


Amityville Vibrator
Review By Gore Filth

I’ve seen some pretty cool Amityville movies, but as someone obsessed with extreme sleaze and gore, THIS one speaks to me the most! I was told by a very reliable source that this was in fact one of the sleaziest movies they had ever seen, and I was NOT disappointed at all! Not even a little bit! This gory sleazefest is directed by Nathan Rumler, who has directed two other movies that I’m aware of, Gay For Pray: The Erotic Adventures Of Jesus Christ and Fangboner. I have not yet seen Gay For Pray, but I have seen Fangboner and it’s a hilarious and gory horror sex comedy. Nathan himself told me that Amityville Vibrator is a whole other beast and he wasn’t lying! Everything is upped on this one!


After some cool stop-motion-animated handwritten credits, the movie starts with a woman completely naked with a goat mask on masturbating with the possessed vibrator before she is murdered by one of the most gruesome shotgunnings to the head I’ve seen in a long time! I just really love a movie that gets right to it! That’s just one of the great, gruesome, and very distinctly bizarre gore effects of the husband and wife team of James and Mae Bell! If you’re not familiar with them, they have produced some great and utterly bizarre gore movies through their Very Fine Crap Videos company including, Tantrum 1+2, Nutsack, Harm, etc! The more I watched this the more I could definitely tell there was Bell-gore at work and I loved it!


And now the sleaze, and there’s plenty of that! Two girlfriends go to a garage sale where some grisly murders took place and outta nowhere a creepy dude pops up and offers for free a VERY used vibrator that’s been passed around for generations, and for some reason one of the ladies takes it! And there is the set up for the sleaze galore to commence and it does! This is not a porno movie, but there is definitely near pornographic amounts of sleaze including some penetration shots via the possessed vibrator! Even a nun shows up and decides to strip naked and join in on the sleazy fun! The two leading ladies are very tattooed and very attractive too! Rumler is not someone who holds back on the gore, sleaze, crude humor, and blasphemy in his movies and he really shows it here!


I don’t wanna give too much away, but this movie has some great crude humor too. Nathan Rumler himself plays an investigator hunting the possessed vibrator and his lines are crude and hilarious! If you’re overly sensitive, it will definitely get under your skin and good thing I’m definitely not! There’s also an appearance by a raping, murdering ventriloquist dummy with a big dong that has to be a nod to Black Devil Doll From Hell and is something that would definitely make Tony Masiello very proud (Cough cough THE DUMMY cough cough)! Nathan Rumler has made one incredibly sleazy, gory, funny, and blasphemous BEAST of a move that’s no holds barred and I can’t recommend it enough! Never a dull moment!